Kajenx's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Larvae]

Kinda boring...

It was kinda cool, but not much really happened. Even the animation was all tweens.

Ansel responds:

tweens indeed :/ The only real animation is that squid, and it's my least favorite part of the whole thing.

Oh, and that fish blinks.

[~SnowSnowForLucyTrailer~]

Hmm...

It looks like it could be good. I just wish it was more than a trailer...

SpikeVallentine responds:

Every movie needs its trailer huh.

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 16]

Fill Space...

Whoo! This was really fun! Let's see:

+1 for doing Crono Trigger
+1 for using a Secret of Evermore background!

One thing though, if you rattle the bars enough times when you're in jail, you can make the guard come into your cell. If he whaps you over the head, then he'll turn around and you can attack him from behind. I always used to do that and then you can go through the jail and get more EXP.

Nice job though, it was pretty funny!

Clovis15 responds:

I know, but it was decided back in Episode 10 that it's funnier if Crono doesn't liberate himself. However, when playing the actual game, I always break Crono out manually. Interesting fact, you can't save Fritz in the game unless you break yourself out.

[The Orange Flash Box]

Eh...

It was okay. I'm getting pretty tired of cut and paste gory video game parody flashes. The art wasn't terrible, but it could use some work. As for the humor, well, you kind of went for the obvious. For some reason I don't find a bird pooping on flattened corpses funny...

I gave you a 7 because the effort was there, but I wish you would have made something a little more original. Or at least changed the concept of the video game parody so it takes on a bit of sophistication...

Arkuni responds:

Have you played Half-Life 2 ?

In the game, the seagulls praticly shits on everything.

[You Are Boring.]

Not good.

It isn't just tasteless due to recent events, it's just tasteless in general. Normally I can forgive violence and gore in a movie if it's used to further humor or action of some sort, but blood and guts just for the sake of it got old a long time ago. The first couple of movies to use stick men and excessive gore got a nice shock value, but by now it's just become cliche bad humor.

midimachine responds:

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

Uh...

It's very AlbinoBlackSheep, but I didn't think it was amazing. It seemed more like those old school spammy animutations.

LULZunlimited responds:

Now watch more than the first 5 seconds of it, please.

[Hunt of the Shoopacabra]

Heh...

Made about as much sense as the madness series, which isn't much. It was a pretty good parody though.

Was that thing supposed to be in 1940s style blackface? Seems kind of like a cheap joke.

Alpha-Nuva responds:

This had a more logical storyline than Madness. Are you kidding?

Also, the joke behind the blackface was Shoop Da Woop, an internet meme from 4Chan. Go to www.encyclopediadramatica.com to find the meaning behind it.

[-Falling-]

Cool!

It was very burtonesque. Though I'm sure that's what you wanted. Great job!

Dustball responds:

Honestly that's not was I was aiming for, but I'm flattered that everyone keeps saying that. :)

[*Poke*]

Haha

I lawled, epic boom!

Jynxxx responds:

epic thx

[Blockhead Ghostmas]

Yay!

Merry Candy Day/Ghostmas!

Your backgrounds were rather stunning, especially for something you just "whipped together." Mad skills dude! I'm pretty amazed.

The-Swain responds:

I never skimp on backgrounds, even if the cartoon itself was half-assed. It's a disease I have :(