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How creative are you?

Posted by Kajenx - October 10th, 2009

Reply to this post with the most creative use for a hammer you can think of, and I'll rate your creativity from 1 to 10. Multiple replies are expected and encouraged.

Also, go buy Waterflame's new CD!!!!

EDIT: A lot of responses are using a hammer as a hammer is already used. No matter how imaginative your story is, using a hammer to pound things in or leaver things out isn't a creative use of a hammer. The point of the exercise is to think like the inventors of the Frisbee and the Bean Bag Chair. Just thinking of a new use for something can bring fame and fortune!

EDIT 2: Ok I'm going to bed! :D I'll answer any new ideas tomorrow.

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kamaykazay 2009-10-10 22:53:50

you could dress em up and use them as dolls or action figures. :D

Kajenx 2009-10-10 22:53:50 (Updated 2009-10-10 22:56:17)

Eh, I'll give it a 5-6. It's original, but I dunno if a hammer doll would be all that fun, lol.

silvercrap 2009-10-10 23:10:51

You can turn a sledge upside down and make a pogo stick/workout tool.

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:10:51 (Updated 2009-10-10 23:35:03)

Haha, actually, that's a rather interesting idea. I'll give it an 8.

EDIT: It doesn't look like anyone can beat this idea!

EDIT 2: I'm upgrading this to a 10, in light of all the other responses.

blobmin 2009-10-10 23:15:15

Use it to pull things open, like a wine bottle. For example, stick a nail into a wine cork, and use the back of the hammer to pull out the nail thus removing the cork.

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:15:15

That's a solid 3, I think. You're using the hammer the way a hammer is usually used, but you are using it for something a hammer isn't usually used for.

betteratbrawl7777 2009-10-10 23:20:10

I can threaten you to rate 10 on my creativity.

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:20:10

OH, well that's definitely a 10. :3

Jimtopia 2009-10-10 23:44:52

You could use a hammer as a makeshift butter-churning stick if necessary. :D

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:44:52

Hmmm, you could indeed. That's a 5 I think. Simple but effective.

TheBoogley 2009-10-10 23:47:00

I would stand there holding it in my hand for a while looking dumbstruck, then eventually hit myself in the head with it for not thinking of anything creative to do with it.

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:47:00

I'm so disappointed...

Stobak 2009-10-10 23:56:12

use it to carve some fake language or mumbo jumbo into a tree so that, 300 years from now, far more advanced civilization will frame it in a museum as a wonder of the ancient world, and proffessors and scientists will devote there entire lives to deciphering its meaning and forever credit the unknown author as a genius.....................or something like that anyway.

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:56:12

Here, too, the story is more creative than the use of the hammer. Using a hammer to carve sits at around a 3 I think. But the story gets a nice 4-5.

lenkalamari 2009-10-10 23:57:14

I'll tween around the hammer and make him fight video game sprites in order to cater to kids with ADD

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:57:14 (Updated 2009-10-11 00:26:58)

That would be a -1, but in this case that's good, as creativity usually gets in the way of ADD. :P

Wardsmith 2009-10-10 23:57:17

A boss on William and Sly? It is better than a snake head.

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:57:17

LOL!

Mexicandude24 2009-10-10 23:58:17

Use it to throw at animals and whatnot, you can practice your aiming with it. Oh and when you hit someone say " I did it for the lulz!"

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:58:17

Oh come on now! That's a 1.

CGanimationstudio 2009-10-10 23:58:25

i will break the mteal part in two then i willput one half on the upper side and another on the lower side then i will use strings to create a useless and self made violin fiddle stick i need one. (sorry for my poor english)

Kajenx 2009-10-10 23:58:25

Hmm, you're thinking in the right direction, but the complexity and modification drops it a few points, I think. I'll give it a solid 6.

nunsense 2009-10-11 00:01:35

make a new tool with it

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:01:35

Lol, 3.

SilentJohn 2009-10-11 00:09:45

Your mom was pretty hammered last night, so I nailed her.

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:09:45

5 for the irony, AND SHEER CHEEK!!!

DontExplain 2009-10-11 00:10:46

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this yet, its not very creative but I mean... cmon....

Dildo.

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:10:46

HAHA, which end would you use?

I think that sits in the 4-5 range.

Gamefreak740 2009-10-11 00:18:28

Detach the hammer head, weld a chain onto where it used to connect to the wooden shaft, and attach the chain to the wooden shaft itself to make a kind of, idk, Hammer Nun-chuck.

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:18:28

I think that sits in the same area as the violin bow. A solid 6.

RaViL 2009-10-11 00:28:13

..............\

Flip 2 hammers, toes in between the wooden shaft of both hammer, (dependent on length) use both wooden shafts as a type of stilt.

.............../

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:28:13

It's creative but I don't see it working as well as silvercrap's exercise tool idea, so I'll give you a 6-7.

Rhete 2009-10-11 00:31:53

I use it to kill betteratbrawl7777 and steal his 10

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:31:53

No comment. :D

sadwalrus 2009-10-11 00:40:46

Eat it if i was really hungry...

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:40:46

LOL, I just can't see it happening.

formulario 2009-10-11 00:42:58

use it to break a hammer store window and then you build an army of hammers and rule the wolrd!

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:42:58

Rsrs? breaking things is what a hammer is supposed to do! That sits at a 2, maybe, because a hammer army is somewhat creative.

Stobak 2009-10-11 00:43:12

i forgot to mention that they also frame the hammer..but after years of decay they mistake it for a misshapen dildo.

Kajenx 2009-10-11 00:43:12

I think that may actually drop it a few points!

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