put it on a blender add sugar bannanas and eggs and blend it and you will get an hammer smoothy
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LOL, did you just copy or did you guys actually have the same thought at the same time?
Draw eyes and a mouth on the hammer. take it on a train or bus or some form of public transportation. every now and then, say something to it. progressively get louder and more annoyed with it. eventually, just start shouting at how terrible of a spouse the hammer is and that it doesn't love you like it used to. Go on and on for a minute or two as such and then proceed to chuck it out of the window as hard as you can.
Note: At this point, you are free to do as you please. I suggest running like hell or bringing another hammer with to defend yourself. your call really
Reminds me of the doll idea, though less creative...4-5.
I think I'd bring another hammer. It would be more fun.
wtf i didnt steal the idea wow thats was creepy LOL
LOL, wow, that's weird!
you could take your hammer and use it to make a time machine where you could then go back in time to take your hammer so you couldn't make a time machine there-for altering the past to keep yourself from altering the past making your time machine disappear trapping you in a time before you made i time machine but in the end you now have two hammers to do with as you wish :3
I'll give the story a 4-5, but you were just using a hammer in it, so that hits a big fat 0.
it's so much better than the stupid doll idea. YOU GET TO THROW THE HAMMER THROUGH THE DAMN WINDOW!!!!
I give you a 3 for being lame
Well, I gave the other guy who threw his hammer at animals a 1, so I'll modify your score to that so it's more consistent.
:3
I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!
+3 for drama...so 4.
you could use one to jam the turbines of a plane that was flying over the house of George Bush. oooooooooh thats a good one.
LOL, you're still just using it as a hammer though. So as satisfying as it might be, it's not very creative. I'll give it a 3.
i would use it to ban you
*flee*
i can use it to cure cancer!
If you can explain how and I believe it, I'll give you a 10.
Good luck. :P
ok fine new idea cuz i got a zero
you could freak a lot of people out by putting the hammer down your pants and running around town screaming "HOLY SHIT THE PILLS WORK AFTER ALL!!!!!" and if anyone talks trash to you, you can then proceed to whip the hammer out of your pants and hit them with it saying "Good day to you sir"
Hmm, pop culture references show some creative savvy, so I'll give it a 4. It does seem to be rather similar to the whole "is that a _____ in your pocket" joke, though.
Throwing it at Glenn Beck.
SOOOOOO tempted to give you a 10....
You could use it to smash Waterflame's new CD.
...somebody had to say it
NUUUUUUU!!! D:
use the back to open beer or other bottled drinks
Ehhhhhh, 3.
Make a flash movie.
???
ill use my secret machine to make my self tiny then i enter the body of someone who has cancer and i smash the cancer cell with my hammer and then i use the hammers DNA to make the cure and banish cancer for ever
Nup, didn't believe it. :3
Nice Futurama reference tho.
i woud paint a face on it and put him a wig teach it to play guitar give him life and make a band called the hammers
Now that's just silly. :P
I was gonna make joke about MC Hammer, but then I stopped and now here I am.
LOL
You could hollow out the handle and put alcohol in it. That way it just makes you look like an idiot biting a hammer instead of an alcoholic.
LOL, what would YOU rate that?
Shit, I just realized the "stopped" part can be interpreted as joke... like "Stop Hammertime".
Anyways, no it wasn't a joke.
LOLOL
You could use the hammer to dig a hole and jump in.
Chaoslithium
Put it in a high powered blender along with some ketchup and ice, and feed the resulting smoothie to a bunch of starving dolphins.
Kajenx
I'll give you a 3. Non sequitur stopped being creative after the surrealists overused it. Still funny though, lol!