I'd use it to shove it up yo vagoina!
Gawd i'm hilarious...
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Haw Haw Haw!
hollow out the hammer and put a bomb in it.EXPLOSIVE HAMER!
-_-
I don't feel like being creative, so I will take a screwdriver and use it to drive a truck to wherever. -KN
Lol
A new game: Chainsaw, Pistol, Hammer.
Chainsaw cuts the pistol in half.
The hammer HAMMERS THE CHAINSAW INTO PIECES.
And pistol shoots the hammer and wins because I said so.
Lol, maaaybee...no
Well it was used to help shitty people :'C
Lol, it turned into a cyan deer...
Oh! Oh! I got another idea...
YOU HAVE TO HAMMER THE ROPE.
Now your a hero.. You managed to hammer the grinning collosarous you see...* Rest of now your a hero lyrics featuring hammers*
I would also use it near my Dick and Shout "COCK JOKE!!!!!" Out in public.
I. do. not. like. that. game.
Put toothpaste on it and "brush" your teeth ol' hillbilly style.
um, OW...
Oh! I know! It can be used as an idea to post a 'How creative are you' news post on Newgrounds! :D
Hey, that was MY idea! :p
1.William and hammer. Nails are hard to find, but is hammers favourite snack!
2.Hammergrounds.com
3. Hammer a seal
4.a TOILET PLUNGER
5.Steering wheel use it like a wii mote.
6.A nice soft pillow.
7. H.A.M.M.E.R : a new toy! (Parody of B.R.I.C.K on Phineas and Ferb.)
8.Use the two sharp part as a back scratcher.
9. Whack nails to smash them in wood! Great for building!
10.Use the sharp part on a cave wall To carve on it and draw. ( VERY creative Eh?)
Lol, oh boy...
I have the good fortune of actually having a hammer nearby, and looking at it I got a fairly original (and maybe feasible) idea.
(Note; you probably have to be really bored to actually try this.)
How about you hollow out the hammer's handle and the front part of the head (perhaps with a drill, as suggested earlier), so you get a tunnel running inside the hammer from its "face" to the base of the handle... then you take two small mirrors or even a few shards of broken mirror (let someone else break it for the 7 years of bad luck if you believe in that) and use some adhesive like superglue or Blu-Tack to adhere them to the insides of the hollow, angled just slightly so they reflect the outside world at their respective ends.
Now, if you look in the bottom mirror (which is angled looking up at the mirror inside the hammer head), you see the reflection of that mirror, which is in turn looking out of the hammer "face". (Forgive the horribly complex description.)
With this set-up, you basically have yourself, your very own hammer-periscope!
You can use it on land to peer over things - fences, walls, tall people at movies... doubtless there are countless prurient applications this simple device could have. Who'd think you're a spy if you're caught with it? It's just a harmless hammer!
If you could waterproof it, you could probably use it underwater as well, although I wouldn't recommend it.
There might be certain allowances you have to take into account; maybe the hammer has to be a specific size for this to work, although as you didn't specify the type of hammer required, I'd choose one that's exactly the right size for convenience.
(If you have trouble visualising this device's construction then please message me before you give a score so I can better explain it to you and offer patented diagrams for its design.)
What do you think? Have I nailed it?
I think you nailed it! :3 I'll give you a 10.
"LOLOL
You could use the hammer to dig a hole and jump in."
I'm sorry, but I rate that a 2.
I think you missed the joke.
Oh, you can use the hammer as a midget's crutch.
Actually, that's not bad! 7-8
1. Attach it to a long string and use it as a Focault pendulum to prove that the earth moves.
2. Sit in a circle around it and play "spin the hammer". That way you have the bottle handy to take a sip from when it points to you... until you get "hammered".
3. Find the balance point behind the head, balance it on another hammer, and use them as a crude seismometer.
4. Remove the head and use the chisel end to split the handle up for chopsticks, or kindling, or toothpicks, or picklocks, or to reprogram your teleportation disks when you're trapped in an indestructible hull by a manic-depressive alien. That actually happened in "The Ringworld Engineers".
5. If you're using the handle as kindling, you can use the head as a steel to strike sparks from to light the kindling.
6. Use the head as the movable plate in a momentary-closed switch, so you can turn your computer on by tapping it with a hammer. That's not using it as a hammer, because the electrical conductivity of a hammer isn't a normal part of its use.
1. Eh, maybe a 5-6.
2. already been said, lol.
3. Kinda weird, but a solid 5 I think.
4. Also been said in different ways, but your ideas were definitely stranger. :3
5. Not bad, I'd say another 5.
6. Lol, that's just kinda silly. I'll give it a 4.
Damn, someone already said "spin the hammer". OK, let's see, a replacement...
If you balance most claw hammers just right, you can make them rock back and forth on the curve of the claw.
1. Use the hammer as a metronome for playing very short pieces of music.
2. Use it to amuse a cat (at least until the cat taps it too hard and it falls over and scares it off).
that's pretty interesting, I think I've done that before too. I'll give you a 6 for that.
7. Drop it from the top of a tall building, measure how long it takes to hit the ground, and calculate the height of the building from that.
8. Place it in the center of a circle as the gnomon of a sundial.
9. Use it to measure the dimensions of your room in "hammerlengths".
10. Combining 8 and 10, when the shadow of the hammer perched on its foot is the same length as the hammer, measure the shadow of a tall building, and thus calculate its height in "hammerlengths".
11. Use the handle of a sledgehammer as the piston, and the head as a counterweight, in a simple soda-rocket pump.
12. Calculate the acceleration of gravity in hammerlengths per pulsebeat by calculating the time the hammer takes to fall from the top of a building to the ground, and use height of the building calculated in step 10 above in the equation g = 2h/t^2.
but metal part of hammer on a stove/fire and smash it with a rock/hammer/pots/yoiur hands (not reccomended) and turn it into a dagger
13. Use it to short the jumpers to reset your CMOS settings when you can't find a screwdriver.
14. Calibrated hammers as weights in a scale.
15. Sash-weights for old-style wooden sliding windows.
16. Claw hammer as wire stripper.
17. Buried as ground-anchor for a tent line.
werewolf6666
hmmm, I would walk my hammer and give it a coocky is it lay nice DEAD!!!!
oh and when it shook paw(can you say that in english??) I would call the news, for i'd have a hammer with pawsXD
Kajenx
Lol, hammer with paws indeed. I'll give your English a 5. Understandable, but somewhat incorrect. :3