18. Wave it at metrosexual vampires to scare them off.
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Juggling hammers... not just people juggling hammers, but hammers that juggle other hammers... ok that's stupid, sorry.
Melt the hammer a bit on two sides so that it makes wing-like things and attempt the world record for throwing something the farthest...
Hit a hammer with a nail
Get a perfectly equilateral triangle (made out of paper mache) and put it in the same room as a hammer and see if the hammer has natural instincts to wreck stuff as a social experiment.
If no results, repeat with a 12 year old male in said room.
Learn to do a backflip... this doesn't really have to do with a hammer, I just thought it would be cool...
I could probably think of more if I was so tired...
use the sledge for a ice scraper for your car...it mit work..just hope you don't break it.lol
I use it as a torch (assuming it's a wooden hammer)
Use it to take off a womans bra and make that day "Porn Day"
Tape a hammer on your head and call it a hat.
Tie a bunch or hammers to a hula-hoop so that when you spin around you make a rotating vortex of hammer death. Would take years to master but it would finally give people a reason to buy hula-hoops, just solved the recession and created the best self defense weapon ever.
Take off the two shap parts off the back and attach them carefully to your teeth the right way. If its a clean hammer it will look better. Use the wooden stick (it has to be wood) and carve a gole from the top of the rod to the bottom (NOT ALL THE WAY) . Put transparent glass around the handle and put inside cherry coolaid. Drink the koolaid. Have a great imagination. You are now a vampire.
Hit your anus until it bleeds. Then shout out MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!! Until you drown in your own blood because nobody notices the anus is bleeding because they are too busy dancing.
PrivateRayWilliams
Use the claw to scratch tiny "13"s in your arch-enemy's car.