Using it to eat lemons while laying bricks down to make a fence.
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How do you use a hammer to eat lemons? If this is a reference to Lemon Smash, I'll give you a 4-5 for that, though it was a bit esoteric. :P
If it's a wooden hammer, separate the handle from the main bulky bit ( that's normally used to smash things). Then, using a drill ( or another object that can get inside wood), drill into the bulky part and make it hollow inside. You could do this by cutting the edges off and then drilling through until it's hollow, so it looks like a hollow log. Then stick the edges back on ( nail them into the edges of the hollow bit). Voila! It can hold stuff like coins or water, all you need is the handle to act as a "lid"!
tl;dr make a container out of it (wooden hammers only). This could be done using a large drill.
Interesting stream of thought. I'll give you a 5-6 same as Nrcoolj for using the hammer's raw materials.
Start spinning it between you fingers, dash towards your opponent (A giant Robot) Climb on it's foot, he tries to shake you but you have enough grip to make it to his knee, blast away his knee cap with you hammer, he can't use his right leg anymore. Jump up to his weist here destroy both arms Crystls, he won't be able to move anything.qHis starts shaking his body Violently and a self destuct sequence is imminant. You Jump up to the face of the Robot and start bashing the screen in. Once it breaks, you go in, flip the hammer, 3 seconds, Hold it above your head, 2 seconds, Stab it in your foes eyes, DURING THE LAST SECOND
Shout -
"BITCH!!!"
Lol, the story is creative, sure, but you're still just using a hammer to hit things. So 1-2 for hammer use and 4-5 for story.
Use the hammer as a lever for some kind of time machine that can only go forward 5 seconds into the future.
Lol, that's so random. Hammer levers get a 3.
If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land,
I'd hammer out danger,
I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out love between,
My brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.
-1 for getting that stuck in my head for the rest of the day! :C
Smash your hammer against keyboard. Post results.
That's what a lot of people seem to be doing... :p
use it to smash nails in to wood
Srsly?
use the hammer to pull corks of bottles
Someone said that already. I think I gave them a 2-3...
Step 1: Put hammer into wood chipper.
Step 2: Put smashed up hammer into pot. Put pot on stove.
Step 3: Turn stove to VERY HIGH, but don't let the hammer catch on fire! Hammer chips will turn to liquid.
Step 4: Pour "hammer" into cup.
Step 5: Bet you friends that you will drink the hammer. Bet 100$.
Step 6: You now have 100$.
If your to scared, and you lose 100$ please read Steps 7-9.
Step 7: Pour liquid hammer into pot on stove.
Step 8: Set stove to WTF HIGH. Hammer will turn to a gas.
Step 9: Smoke the hammer.
Congratulations, you now high on hammer.
What's that? Invent something? Opps...
Lol, that trickled a bit too far into the realms of fantasy, I think.
Hammer, O, Hammer,
where art though?
I need to use you,
I need you here now.
If I smoke hammer one more time,
I'll surly be through,
but Hammer, O, Hammer
How I need you. XD
Ps - I don't take drugs.
Ok, ok, I'll give you a 4-5, but NO HIGHER!
You could give hammers to a bunch of zombies so that while there trying to break your windows with you you could have already placed boards over the windows and they would be doing all the dirty work for you but thats not creative as I thought it would sould.
You could cut a chickens head off and replace it with a hammer and now you would have a hammer with legs only problem is the legs would have to be replaced every couple of minutes.
The only other thing I can think of is putting a hammer in a microwave or boiling it to make it a red hot hammer but that isnt creative either.
You decide I really dont think any of these idea were to creative
Eh, they were alright. I think the zombie one, though fantastic, is actually a pretty clever idea (except when they're strong enough to break the wood, then you just gave them weapons which is pretty dumb...) so I'll give that one a 4.
Scream at it in public
Lol, someone said that already. I can't remember what I gave them, but it was low...
You could use it to comb your hair... or sharpen one of its edges and use it to shave.
That's using you noggin! I think a comb sits around a 6, and a razor around a 5 because I can't see it working as well.
You could use it to comb your hair... or sharpen one of its edges and use it to shave.
I would say Fan of hammers from Icarly but i didn't make it myself... How bout...a magnetic hammer... No the nails would stick...OOO I HAVE ONE. A hammer hurricane!that seems pretty cool!well no then everyone will die quicker...I got nothing(for the sake of the human race)
LOL, keep trying, you're on a good brainSTORM...HAHAHAHAHA
I'm so bad...
You could use it to smash your hand into a nasty little blorgbahgh and then put the blorbglhhas in people's faces and they'd be like "What the fuck"
WTF indeed.... ._.
Once upon a time, there was a little ghost. The ghost was called Xanthu.
Xanthu had been roaming earth for years, until one day, he found the holy hammer.
This hammer, made out of pure silk, could raise hell or turn the world into a paradise.
The bearer could not be a living being, since it was lost inbetween different dimensions.
Only ghosts, restless as they are, are able to hop between dimensions.
Xanthu did not know what to do with the hammer at first.
It couldn't possibly be made for pounding, since it was made out of silk.
Then what could it be for?
He touched the hammer gently, afraid to bring any damage to it.
Once only a micrometer of his fingertip touched the hammer, it floated into the air, turning into a cyan deer.
First the ghost saw rage in his eyes, he was afraid, wanted to run away.
But once the deer also understood what was going on, he thanked Xanthu, and went on to spread advice to the lost and haunted, in the world of the living.
Xanthu was pleased, finally having done something good, he fell asleep in eternal luck, and warmth as in the womb.
Er, well, the story is interesting. I'll give it a 4-5. You didn't actually use the hammer at all though...
google 3 guys 1 hammer, that's not very easy to the stomach. and no, it's not porn.
How about no.... lol
Use the hammer to silence those
whose creative ideas you don't feel like rating.
Looks like you've got a lot of work to be doing. ;)
Lol, now that's a 10 idea right there! :3
Actually it only took about 20 minutes to answer them all.
zeedox
I would use Hammer to make a level for team fortress 2
Kajenx (Updated )
Lol, how would that work? Wait, is this a reference I'm not getting...