HELP SAVE MY DOG!! PLZPLZPLZPLZ!!!

Help! I adopted a puppy from the shelter a few days ago and he suddenly got really sick! He was fine the first day, but then developed this really bad cough and big clumps of hair started falling out. I figured he was just nervous being somewhere new, or maybe because I had started his dog fight training too soon, but now I think it might be because I accidentally filled his new dog dish with ammonia!

I tried to return him but they said they wouldn't give me a refund and that I should bring him to a vet as soon as possible. The vet said he needed a full stomach and intestinal transplant but I don't have that kind of money; I'd have to buy another dog to get the replacement intestines on top of the $10,000 surgery...

Now, I know a lot of people have been making jokes about this, but this is serious business (srsly)! If I can't fix the little guy I'll never be able to fulfill my dream of winning the neighborhood Jack Russel puppy fighting championship!

Here's a link where you can donate money: Paypal

He was so cute the day I brought him home, so his current look is definitely more BA, but if I can't get the money for the surgery, he'll never be a fighter... D:

HELP SAVE MY DOG!! PLZPLZPLZPLZ!!!

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Josh-B 2010-06-23 00:08:42

What kind of idiot would put ammonia in a dog bowl?

Kajenx 2010-06-23 00:08:42

I'm not asking you to judge me, just send me money!

Intrapath 2010-06-23 00:10:52

I remember seeing that bottom pic on a National Geographic documentary. Weird shit, huh?

Kajenx 2010-06-23 00:10:52

lol ikr? But shhhh!

cmgg 2010-06-23 00:27:50

pfff, this is obiously a joke xD

Kajenx 2010-06-23 00:27:50

You really felt the need to say this?

Wilpah 2010-06-23 00:34:37

I have a feeling you just need a lot of money, or your dog isn't really that sick.

davaca 2010-06-23 00:36:20

Wilpah must be a genius!

anyone actually stupid enough to send money yet?

Kajenx 2010-06-23 00:36:20

Lol, try the paypal link.

Josh-B 2010-06-23 01:11:20

I just sent $5,000 to your paypal amount. It'll go through any minute.

Kajenx 2010-06-23 01:11:20

Thanks! Now I can buy that new car I've been eyeballing! Also, if you could send some more, I have this sick dog...

Thundaboom 2010-06-23 01:18:02

This may seem silly but I actually look forward to more fake dog stories

Kajenx 2010-06-23 01:18:02

You should make one!

XxBigBadWolfxX 2010-06-23 01:54:50

wait dog fight training....

XxBigBadWolfxX 2010-06-23 01:56:51

would that cute of a puppy be in a shelter i think its a fraud.. sorry :l

rs0320 2010-06-23 07:15:13

Don't worry, all you have to do is to put Coke and steroids in it's food everyday, and it will be both energetic AND strong! Perfect for a dog fight!

JonBro 2010-06-23 09:29:35

I clicked the paypal link but I can't figure out how to send money help?!!!!

Kajenx 2010-06-23 09:29:35

Rick will tell you how! He's no stranger to love.

Sonucais 2010-06-23 11:35:49

Try to be a bit funnier, just a bit.

whypop 2010-06-23 11:40:19

Obviously your just trying to get money. And if your telling the truth and your probly not, Dog Fighting is for idiots, your stupid for that. If a puppy is sick, you dont return it for a refund, puppies arent items, they are living things. and as im typing this, i looked down at the comments, and realized this was all a joke. Sir, For i am an idiot.

Kajenx 2010-06-23 11:40:19

This reply made the post worthwhile.

Quidoo 2010-06-23 12:10:16

Hah! I almost did a spit-take when I read "I'd have to buy another dog to get the replacement intestines".
That is just too funny. Totally messed up; but still funny.

ZyNkS 2010-06-23 13:34:45

Heh...
In these days we cannot belive in anyone, no matter how many times he/she says that it's true, we cant freaking belive that this is true becouse the damn killed thing up there is not EVEN A DOG!!!! I imagined ''Who have a REAL pure heart not to mess with the people?'' when i got RICKROLLED becouse i know that was gonna happen...
At least thank you to show me the really @#$@&# cute doggy up there! ^^

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Kajenx 2010-06-23 13:34:45

Ehehe!

Emrox 2010-06-23 14:00:15

Instead of helping the dog, my first instinct was to return it.

...brilliant.

firefoxy1 2010-06-23 14:02:44

bro its one thing that you put ammonia in the dogs bowl...its another thing to put innocent thing in fucking dog fighting but I feel bad for you and when I get the chance I'll send some money to you.

(just because the dog is very sick and its codition is very bad)

still dog fighting.....bro!!!! :(

Kajenx 2010-06-23 14:02:44

I'm not your buddy, guy! Wait...

promisablehippo 2010-06-23 14:05:15

don't wrry i'm a doctor send me your puppies and 5,000$ and i'll fix them up good

FrozenFire 2010-06-23 22:28:52

If you buy another dog for the organs... wouldn't that dog die?

Oh my goodness this doesn't make one lick of sense! I think I'll ponder a bit and then consider sending you large sums of cash! $$$

Kajenx 2010-06-23 22:28:52

Damn you and your logic! I bet you believe the earth is round and dinosaurs never co-existed with humans too...psh...

kokonut10 2010-06-30 04:09:11

For some reason, I think it's pretty funny that you named the picture WTF. :P

Kajenx 2010-06-30 04:09:11

LOL, ikr?

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