So I keep hearing about this pickle day, and apparently Tom made some game about a pickle a long time ago when he wasn't so damn old, and it was popular among emo goths and suicidal teenagers or something, and now people celebrate it in the same way respected historical figures are, except Martin Luther King day involves a lot less spam and a lot more people with bleeding hearts, which is a dangerous condition brought on by listening to John Stuart, or so I've heard. I'm not sure what a pickle has to do with all that, as I generally hate all semi rotten vegetables and also flash games and wouldn't be caught dead eating or playing either respectively, but I wish you all well and hope the pickle celebrations are done in a safe and non-violent manner (or at least reserve your violence for the designated stick men and poorly drawn video game references that have taken over the portal and are slowly dragging Newgrounds into a flaming pit of despair...or something).

On a different note, today I attended my last class EVAR (assuming I pass everything and I don't end up going to graduate school when I'm older and have more sense). This means from now on I'll have nothing but art to fill in the long hours of staying alive between sleeps. I'll either become monstrously prolific and rich, or wither into a wrinkly ball of despair, or both, as they aren't mutually exclusive. Either way, I'll need to pay the bills, so you can expect some new games by me to come soon to a portal near you.

Speaking of games, they're announcing the Tank Trophies today!! Since I'm wasting my FP news post wishing Tom a happy birthday, I'll go ahead and congratulate whoever won now. Or if it's me, then I retract my congratulations out of feigned modesty. I'm kind of hoping it isn't because then all that I have left to look forward to on my bucket list is a quick and painless death (DAMN YOU SATAN, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! Also, why are socks so darn difficult to put on your feet?)

On an unrelated note, pistachios.