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Kajenx
Lucas Paakh @Kajenx

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I think my neighbors are fornicating.

Posted by Kajenx - April 16th, 2010


I keep hearing ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum coming from the next room. If they really are churning the butter over there, they're going damn fast and I hope they don't injure themselves...

On a related note, why is porn so boring?


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Sorry, i didnt know you where there, we are almost done...

cmgg! cmmg! put it in harder! HARDER! ereeurrrg

Mmm, Switch up the material. Variety will keep the boredem away for the most part.

try drilling a hole in the wall...

but not when there doing it! nothing interupts a session then BRRRRRRRRNNNNN!!! "hello!"

Wouldn't a drill sound moar liek WREEEEEEEE?

Porn is boring because you know exactly what's going to happen. You're watching different instances of the same thing over... And over... And over...

That's what kinky sex is for! :D